What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's the new green? Green

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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