- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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