- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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