- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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