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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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