Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Anti Joke

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