- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

My jeans

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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