what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Please ignore this statement.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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