- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

silver bullet?

read this sentence again.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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