Jordan is pregant

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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At his sentencing, a judge tells a convicted murderer that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day. Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will survive the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, because if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday. He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday night, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he goes to his cell confident that he has been spared from the hanging. The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday and prisoner is completely surprised!

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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