What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Anti Joke

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