- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What page are you on The gay page.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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