- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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