- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock Knock Who's there

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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