The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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