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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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