What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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