- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Christ is a conspiracy

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

here's a joke... the american education society

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

No it doesnt..

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The chickens have become self-aware!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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