josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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