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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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