What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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