- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

My spelling is horrible

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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