Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Anyone can post anything.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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