- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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