What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A man died.

My jeans

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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