How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Tilt your screen back .

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

jews

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

PENIS that is all

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

This is an anti-joke.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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