- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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