- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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