- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock Knock Who's there

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