Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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