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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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