- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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