- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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