- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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