- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck