Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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