dat shoe shine tho

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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A whole 'nother.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Atheism

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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