- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's 1+1? 69.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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