- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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