What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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this website is a bad joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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