Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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like if your cool

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Anti Joke

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