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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Refridgerator.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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