whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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