- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

My cat just died.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I think everybody should have a penis.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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