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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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