Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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