Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

If you have a stroke, call 000

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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