What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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