- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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