Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

sky silverstein

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Tunechi

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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