- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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