What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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TRICERATOPS!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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