- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

u know whats a crime? rape

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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