- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her