- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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