What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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