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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Yo Momma So Fat!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is life? Paul.

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