why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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