Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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69

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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