Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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I'm rick james bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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