- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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