What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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