Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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