What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Good job, son.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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The american education system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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