- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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