What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

dat shoe shine tho

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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