- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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