what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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