- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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