- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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