- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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