- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What is white and black and red all over.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

knock knock who's there? faith

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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