Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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I am a mime

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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