- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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