what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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swag

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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The child was fired from his job.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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