- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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