- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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