Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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