You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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why dont they make black forks

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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