An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Refridgerator.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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