Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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