How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Anti Joke

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