knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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