- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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