- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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