- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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