whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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