- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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