Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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