- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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