- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.