Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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