Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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