- Anti Joke

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.