Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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