A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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One, two, three, four and five

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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