- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why does the man appear fat he is

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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