- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

i like it in the mouth

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

www.xnxx.com

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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