A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's better than a stick? A stone

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Andoni was here

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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