- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Donald Trump

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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