Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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HOLY COW!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I asked her where you were.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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