- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why was the man sad His got raped

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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