- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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