what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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