- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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