- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

My mom

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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