What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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