What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

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