- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is white and black and red all over.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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