- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is white and black and red all over.

feminism

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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