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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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