- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Maths.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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