jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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