- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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