What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

He--Hey guys

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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