Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

read this sentence again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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