What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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