Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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