- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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