- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What page are you on The gay page.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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