knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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#Getweird

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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girls basketball

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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