- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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