- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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