what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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