- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Justin Bieber

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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