- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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