- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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