Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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