- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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