Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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