- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

eoin burgin is fat

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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