- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I love pissing people off :P

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??