- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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