- Anti Joke

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers