A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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