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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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