- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

joke under this line wins _________________________

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How old are you? 7

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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