- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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