Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Poker face

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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feminism

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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