When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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