- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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