How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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