- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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