- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

i'm hard

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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