- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

All of these jokes are about white people

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