Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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