- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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