- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

13 =B you just learned something

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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