What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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