- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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