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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

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