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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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