Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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