Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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