whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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the WNBA.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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