Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Anti Joke

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