knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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