you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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