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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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