What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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jews

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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