- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

quantum physics?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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