- Anti Joke

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.