dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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