- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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