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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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