Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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