- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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