Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Anti Joke

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