- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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